Q: Any ideas? I'm a very shrewd person xD Btw, I'm not interested in any opinions on Macs.
A: If you don't want to spend ANY money, you're going to either have to find someone who's giving one away (which probably means it's broken), win one in a contest, or steal one, which is illegal and not a good idea. If you're looking to get a good deal on one, you can try Apple's refurbished section: http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore?node=home/specialdeals/mac Or you can try some websites like Newegg, ZipZoomFly, Tiger Direct, etc. Nothing in life is free... and if it is, I'll bet you're getting what you paid for.