Q: Both disk drives opened and green phlegm and orange smoke spewed out of my computer. What would cause this?
A: You pissed off someone at Geek Squad. I don't think you can ever recover from this. From now on your life will be filled with horrendous and unexplainable error messages on your PC, printers that growl at you, loss of cell phone service during that multi-million dollar sales call, GPS leading you to the wrong place constantly, laptop opens and closes by itself, viruses and spyware galore, and home networking from hell.