What are some things a person could do to physically mess up a computer?

Q: I want to make sure I don't ever do something wrong. I need to know if there are some less obvious things that I don't know about. I've already figured out that throwing it in a pool or dropping it from the roof would do it in. Something like putting a refrigerator magnet on it or something.

A: never eat or drink near the computer keyboard never SMOKE near same nothing HOT near same never BANG on the keys as they are gold tipped and break easily always cover the keyboard when not in use,keep dust out don't DROP the dammed thing!

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